Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.

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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.

Tumhari adaon pe mein vari vari....

Tumhari adaon pe mein vari vari....

Tumhari adaon pe mein vari vari....

Tumhari adaon pe mein vari vari....

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Arre bhai log ek mazedaar riddle suno......

Abhi bole to kya hota hai na:
Julie aur sulie do benlog rehta hai, benlog maane judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to solid.
Julie ekdum maal item,jhakaas aur sulie ekdum
halki re. To kya hota hai maloom Sulie ko bachpan se woh kya bolte hain
usko....complex rehta hai. To julie jo bhi maangti thi na.....
sulie ko woh maangta hich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mila to sulie ko bhi maangta tha
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.
Aisa karte karte bees saal beet gaya.
Abhi bole to Julie ke peeche ladka log matlab fultoo

WHAT IS MARRIAGE???

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.