Humour
Humorous Thoughts & Better Life

Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Smile; it's the second best thing you can do with your lips

Good judgement comes from experience. And experience comes from bad judgement.

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

 Category: Relationships