Two friends BILLOO& TILLOO went to school for appearing in
English exam (5th standard).

They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND".

But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ......
write an essay on "MY FATHER" in just 30-45 words.. So billooo was utterly
confused & nervous ...what to do!!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay my best friend &
just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Laloo, Rabri and their son were returning from south
by train. Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and
his son the topmost berth in the train compartment. The train
stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to
bring him a Cadburys chocolate.
When Laloo and his son returned they found
that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi had occupied his
son's berth.
Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him
to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi

Once a sardarji and his wife were sleeping in their
bedroom. A thief breaks open in their house. The
thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill sardarji and
his wife. Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your
names." Wife : "My name is Elizabeth." Thief: " Oh! I can't
shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth."
Sardarji : My name is Santa Singh, but my friends call me
Elizabeth.

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
they are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank
Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for
IPS)

An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Fingally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery and a million US dollars.

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that
some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents
from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you.
It is a real tragedy.

So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to
ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that...It was not us.....