Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2008 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

(Love Letter By An Advertising Manager)

My Dear FAIR & LOVELY (ek tukda chand ka),
you are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love)
and my AIWA (Pure Passion).
I always BPL (Believe in the Best) and you are
SANSUI (Better Than The Best).
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering Million
Smiles)
for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously
Fresh)
feeling for me. As you know
I am REYMOND (The Complete Man) for you,
I want you to be my life partner but I
think you are worried about your father
who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable)

Women :
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the

very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over

night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them

confirm that.

Men :

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very

next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the

wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at

their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still

with them.

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss
bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay:
Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -

Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 30 - 40 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.

To be sung to the tune of Ai Malik Tere Bandhe Hum

Hey Mumbai tere bandhe hum,
Yeh kaise kyun hum-par situm,
Na railways chale, na BEST chale,
Paidal chalte huwe nikle dum.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Waise office-se jaldi nikle hum,
Jamke station-thak badhaaye kadam,
Hum khade the magar, gaadi ki na khabar,
Toota ummeed-ka papaddum.
Aake baahar jab pheri nazar,
Dekha Bambai bana tha gutter,
Na auto chale aur na taxi rukhe,
Ab kaise karenge safar.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Hua baarishse yun saamna,
Na kahin bijali, koi phone na,
MTNL kho gaya, Ambani bhi so gaya,

Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million
lotto.

Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?

Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !