Dear banta
Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

Effective Immediately:

Please be aware that there are changes you need to make in your life. These
changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill my promises to you
to grant you peace, joy and happiness in this life. I apologize for any
inconvenience, but after all that I am doing, this seems very little to ask
of you. I know, I already gave you the 10 Commandments. Keep them. But
follow these guidelines as well...

1. Quit Worrying

Life has dealt you a blow and all you do is sit and worry. Have you