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Superb - KILL A LION - The IT way
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Keane Method:

Hire a lion....

Place him in "QRU"(Bench) for 1 year

Tell him to change his technology from ASP.NET to JAVA or Powerbuilder

Lion dies in confusion he is Cat or lion......

Cognizant Method:

hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.

give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.

hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit

give them same gobi 65 to eat

hire 200 more....... and more ........

TCS method:

hire a lion

 Category: General
"JUNE-FRIDAY THE 13TH, AN END TO THE 'MATKA' DYNASTY"

The "ASSASINATION" of the "KALYANJI BHAGAT FAMILY MATKA BUSINESS" on June, Friday the 13th would be difficult to convert into a "Superhit Film" for the simple reason that "TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION".
Retiree nemesis Rattan Khatri might be wondering as to the significance of "Friday 13" since "Horse-racing" is in a different league of permutations and combinations compared to his invention "MATKA"which he dominated for decades along with competitor Kalyanji Bhagat.

 Category: Politics
Tags: Rudy Speaks  
5 Tips of Time-Management
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Here are a few ideas that will help you better manage your time:

1. I know of a lot of people that will sit in front of the computer for 10-15 hours at a time and not accomplish a thing. Try focusing for just 3 or 4 hours at a time and you will get a lot more accomplished.

2. Take a Break! Its important to walk away from the computer or your desk and let your mind relax for a few. Eat lunch, go for a run, or walk the dog. Anything to give your mind a break from work. You will have a more focused train of thought by doing this.

 Category: General
Very Touching
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The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll..'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

 Category: Relationships
When genius ' s play..Hide & Seek
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When genius ' s play..Hide & Seek, situation will b like the one below...Read it....

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of Einstein...........

Einstein ' s counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

 Category: Comedy & Fun
Smile moments
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!" :)

 Category: Comedy & Fun
Tags: Smile moments  
Truth about the month u r born
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JANUARY= CALM

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE.

FEBRUARY=THUG

 Category: General
Top 5 mobile phones in the world
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Mobile phones have become an essential part of our day to day life. Frankly speaking, mobile phones have transcended our lives to a great world of sophistication and multimedia experiences. The latest mobile phones are capable of performing multi-tasks-right from capturing pictures to videos, playing music to exploring the Internet and the list goes on and on. Latest mobile phones from companies like Nokia, Sony Ericsson, Motorola, Samsung, LG etc. are high on multimedia features.

 Category: General
Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai

____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai

__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai

_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai

_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai

_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai

______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai

________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai

__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai

______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai

__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai

______________________Tension hai to Concern hai

 Category: General
एक लड़की मुझे सताती है
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अंधेरी-सी रात में एक खिड़की
डगमगाती है
सच बताऊँ यारों तो, एक लड़की
मुझे सताती है।
भोली भाली सूरत उसकी
मखमली-सी पलकें है
हल्की इस रोशनी में, मुझे
देख शर्माती है
सच बताऊँ यारों तो इक लड़की
मुझे सताती है

 Category: Comedy & Fun