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Friendship Day
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Celebrate Friendship Day 2008 on August 3, Sunday

Human beings are social creatures and have always valued the importance of friends in their lives. To celebrate this noble feeling it was deemed fit to have a day dedicated to friends and friendship. Accordingly, first Sunday of August was declared as a holiday in US in honor of friends by a Proclamation made by US Congress in 1935. Since then, World Friendship Day is being celebrated every year on the first Sunday in the month of August.

 Category: General
By all Means... MARRY!
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas

 Category: Comedy & Fun
Relationship Problems and their Solutions
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Always be honest and sincere with everyone, and you will live peacefully, having real friends who will really like you - otherwise all your friends will be hypocrites. You always receive in life the same as you give out. If you are sincere, you’ll attract sincere friends, but if you are a liar, all your friends will be snakes.

Problems in our relationships are very common, however we can use several tactics in order to avoid them, and always have a happy ending in all matters, with everyone.

 Category: Relationships
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When genius ' s play..Hide & Seek
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When genius ' s play..Hide & Seek, situation will b like the one below...Read it....

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of Einstein...........

Einstein ' s counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

 Category: Comedy & Fun
Learn from Gujjus
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A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space
left in it.

When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top addressed to her
brothers and sisters.

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha:
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her lastwish that she should be
cremated in the compound ofour ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could
not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

 Category: Comedy & Fun
Engineers VS Doctors
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7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both
groups gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand
come out with the ticket and the TC goes Away....

 Category: Comedy & Fun
From My Friend AArti's Pen
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Kuch Khood bhi they pareshaan se,
Kuch Tum bhi Hum se Rooth gaye
Kuch Khood hi Zakhm ke aadi the,
Kuch Sheeshey Haath se choot gaye
Kuch Tum ko Such se Nafrat thi,
Kuch Hum se na bole Jhoot gaye
Kuch Logo ne Uksaya Tumhein,
Kuch apne Muqaddar Phoot gaye
Kuch Khood itne Mohtaj they,
Ki Apne hi Hum ko Loot gaye
Kuch mayoosi se ghire they Itne,
Ki Khuwab hi sarey Toot gaye...........

AARTI SINGH

 Category: General
Osho Lines
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Individual

I teach the unique individual. Respect yourself, love yourself, because there has never been a person like you and there never will be again.

Moments

“The next moment will be born out of this moment. If you have lived this moment totally, intensely, your next moment is still going to be still more Golden.

Truth

“Truth is never traditional and tradition is never true. Tradition belongs to the crowd and truth belongs to individual inquirers.”

Yourself

 Category: Business
Wacky Definitions!!!
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

 Category: Comedy & Fun
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Entry to Heaven
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There was an Englishman, an Indian and a Pakistani driving along, when they rolled the car and the three of them got killed. They went to Heaven and met St Peter at the Pearly Gates. They explained that they'd been killed and needed a place to stay.

St Peter replied, "I'd love to help you boys but we're full up after the holiday season. I'm afraid you'll have to go into Limbo till there's a vacancy."

The Englishman slipped St Pete £50 and asked if that'd make any difference.

St Peter said, "For that mate, you can go back to Earth."

 Category: Comedy & Fun
Tags: Comedy