A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "

Trainee: "Yes I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation

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In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

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DOES BLOGGING HAVE THEREUPETHIC VALUE ON HUMAN HEALTH?

The Police have been consistently posting an advertisement on the "Times Of India" newspapers for the capture or information of a lady criminal named Vijayasree aka Artha (VOORA).
What are the persons crimes for such non-stop pursuance in the costly World of "Newspaper Advertisements"?

Once a cab driver was driving. Suddenly, the passenger on the back seat touched the cab driver's shoulder to say something. The cab driver screamed, went out of the lane, just managed to prevent an accident and the cab just stopped 1 inch away from a toy shop. Both the driver and the passenger yelled – "Weuffff!!! Thanks God".

The passenger apologized to the driver – "Hey, I didn't know that one touch of mine could make you afraid so much. I am sorry."

During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said no, but my husband over there did.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas

Lets make a list of upcoming movie names that will be based on the IT/ITES sector.
Hint: You can use existing hindi movie names for inspiration.

Here are my entries...

1. Jab we test -> Jab we met
2. Badla developer ka
3. Bug bhara Code - > Khoon bhari maang
4. Appraisal ki Pyaas
5. Developer chale onsite -> Sajan chale sasural

Post names that you can think of and I will add them to the list later on.

An elite newspaper "The Times of India(Mumbai Mirror)14-7-2008 edition" came up with "Third Class Tabloid Journalism" on "MUMBAI'S UNDERWORLD DICTIONARY", absolute gross exaggeration and 50% pure fiction.
It was really hilarious reading the words used by "Mumbai's Gangsta's paradise" that would make "Rap Musicians" seem pedestrian in "gangsta rap".
Gross omission was the word "SUPARI THANDA"?!
Thats called "Underworld Rap"

उजड़े हुए चमन का, मैं तो बाशिंदा हूँ
कोई साथ है तो लगता है, मैं भी अभी ज़िंदा हूँ

ज़िंदगी अब लगती है, बस इक सूनापन
जब से बिछडे हुए हैं, तुमसे हम
जान अब तो तेरे लिए ही, बस मैं ज़िंदा हूँ

ज़िंदगी के सफ़र में, तेरे साथ हैं हम

दूर तक निगाह में खामोशियाँ हैं
सामने गुलाब है पर वो जाने कहाँ हैं

गुलाब की खुशबू गुलाब-सी रंगत
है जिनके पास वो जाने कहाँ हैं

ख़्वाबों में आते हैं जो ख़्वाब बनकर
मैं ढूँढूँ उन्हें पर वो जाने कहाँ हैं