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After reading all this, you may be wondering why, on Earth, people are still buying expensive ED Hardy sunglasseswhen same style and protection is available at nearly one-eighth of their price? The reason is simple and logic is same, which is applicable in case of a famous five-star restaurant and a downtown eatery that is equally famous for its low-priced quality food. Both have their own unique clientele. The affluent ones will prefer the swanky five-star restaurant, while the less fortunate ones will relish the eatery's food.

नज़र नज़र की बात है खेल बदलते वक्त का है
नज़र नज़र की बात है, खेल बदलते वक्त का है
जो कभी अश्कों के साथ बहा था, रंग आज भी लाल उस रक्त का है
पानी सा बह रहा है आज मगर, ना कोई दर्द ना कोई जज़्बात है

इंजिनियर

इंजिनियर वो है जो अक्सर फसता है, इंटरव्यू के सवाल मे
बड़ी कंपनियों की चाल मे, बॉस और क्लाइंट के बवाल मे

इंजिनियर वो है जो पक गया है, मीटिंग्स की झेलाई मे
SUBMISSIONS की गहराई मे, टीमवर्क की छटाई मे

tery chady me bom

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.

A man comes in and asks the farmer,

"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?

" The farmer says,

"Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

The farmer then decides to try and answer,

"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

Just as I got the bucket about full,

she took her left leg and kicked it over."

A TRUE LOVE STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING

A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.

The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .

At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a
local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved

saradar ji aap ko kabhi kisi se pyaar hua he?

ha yaar, par wo maanti nahi,

kya kehti he?

kehti he
'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi sala ye dusrakaun hai?

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People