Once a sardarji and his wife were sleeping in their
bedroom. A thief breaks open in their house. The
thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill sardarji and
his wife. Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your
names." Wife : "My name is Elizabeth." Thief: " Oh! I can't
shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth."
Sardarji : My name is Santa Singh, but my friends call me
Elizabeth.