Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October

(Sunday).. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I

would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on

compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be

continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from

lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between

us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However

I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this

offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I

would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up

this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo ( HR Executive )