The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents
from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you.
It is a real tragedy.

So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to
ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that...It was not us.....

Bush : What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush : It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

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Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood
in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates,

she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,
the hands on your clock will move."

Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only
moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies
in his entire life."

Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?"

"Bill's clock is in my office. I'm using it as a
ceiling fan."

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you
guys doing?" And Bush says, "We're planning world war
3"

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says,
"Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and
one bicycle
repairman." And the guy exclaimed,
"A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you
no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"