Valentines Day, new year, friendship day . Every1 celebrates n msgs b4 10 days regarding that, But independence day there is no advance msg from anyone, let us celebrate the independence day at least from now .
Once a cab driver was driving. Suddenly, the passenger on the back seat touched the cab driver's shoulder to say something. The cab driver screamed, went out of the lane, just managed to prevent an accident and the cab just stopped 1 inch away from a toy shop. Both the driver and the passenger yelled – "Weuffff!!! Thanks God".
The passenger apologized to the driver – "Hey, I didn't know that one touch of mine could make you afraid so much. I am sorry."
Friends many of your PC/laptop's normally gets virus because of Pen Drives
or USB devices (Even PC's who are not connected to network ). Some Virus
like Ravmon Virus , Heap41a worm which are not detected by anti virus
normally spreads mostly by the Pen Drives . In such a case what can you do
to prevent your PC from getting infected with Virus that spreads through USB
devices or Pen Drives ?
You can protect your PC by just following the simple steps below . It won't
take much time.
Connect your Pen Drive or USB drive to your computer .
A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a
flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.
They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole
thing is just a mess.
An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,
pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end
to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs.
" See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom
and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!" :)
