Thoughts about Men

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

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*Zakhm Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
Dard Bhool Jate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per
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Shabnami Sitaroon Per Phool Khilne Lagte Hen
Chand Muskurate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

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Umar Kat Di Lakin Bachpana Nai Jata
Hum Diye Jalate Hen Ab Bhi Teri Aahat Per

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Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he..
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

Old AGE !.....

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck.

"Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

If Women Ruled The World

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings
in their pockets.

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is
breathing.

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would
increase by 40 pounds.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad
male models.

30 real feelings of girls

If you think they're true, pass it on.
If you don't? Pass it on anyway, maybe
someone else will think it is.

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some
time to cool down before touching her heart
with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s
over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on

bohat door kahin door se aye hain hum
yu hi kahin chale jayenge hum
abhi to huyi hai mulakat tum se
ek din tum se bichhad jayenge hum

door jo rehte hain pass woh aate nahi
chup jo rehte hain khud woh batate nahi
tum se door ho kar bhi jee na payenge hum
ek din tum se bichhad jayenge hum

tumhare har dard ko hum ne yu mahsoos kiya
ansoo bana kar ankhon mein hum ne baha diya
har dard ko dil se tumhare chura le jayenge hum
ek din tum se bichhad jayenge hum

When I am: Kareeb

There is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That's my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr.Aashique

But sometimes bit: Deewana

Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be : Dil To Pagal Hai

Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

You are like a present
on a special day.
You are like sunshine
when the clouds are gray.

When I need you -
you are always there.
We talk about life and
you always seem to care.

Your laughter is such
music to my ears.
When I'm sad you
help me dry my tears.

We are so much alike.
We sing the same songs.
Our bond of friendship
continues to grow strong.

You came into my life
when I needed a friend.
I pray we'll be together
until the very end.

We are open with each other
We feel a need to share.
I just want to let you know
just how much I care.