A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The
barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee
coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do
you want, son?"
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later,
when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the
ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
# Be understanding to your perceived enemies.
# Be loyal to your friends.
# Be strong enough to face the world each day.
# Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
# Be generous to those who need your help.
# Be frugal with that you need yourself.
# Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
# Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
#
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
That person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look
around
to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.
Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.
Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.
Answer the phone by LEFT ear .
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water .
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm. !
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
