One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher
said to the
class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can
tell me who was
the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
The teacher
said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct.

" Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Andrew." The
teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right
either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was
Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up