A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
God she asked, 'Is my time up?'
God replied, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten
her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she
might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was