Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital.".

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!" :)