Keane Method:

Hire a lion....

Place him in "QRU"(Bench) for 1 year

Tell him to change his technology from ASP.NET to JAVA or Powerbuilder

Lion dies in confusion he is Cat or lion......

Cognizant Method:

hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.

give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.

hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit

give them same gobi 65 to eat

hire 200 more....... and more ........

TCS method:

hire a lion