Tragic to read the news of the death of "CRIME SNIFFER DOBERMANN,RANA" whose pedigree and authenticity i doubted in my article yesterday after seeing his pathetic photograph on "Mumbai Mirror".
If "Rana" was a human his relatives would have sued me for libel but i also did mention that he was either a "Mongrel" mistaken as a "Dobermann" or he was critically ill and hence didn't look his "BREED TYPE". Would i have made a good lawyer?