Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October

(Sunday).. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I

would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on

compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be

continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from

lover to spouse.